
Heirloom
Flagship
Terror Clown™
America's most trusted bedside companion since 1948.
$199.00as low as $17/month with layaway
Terror Clown™ stands three feet tall, with a hand-painted porcelain face, stitched lips, and a soft weighted body designed to rest against a child's side without tipping. Our signature smile is finished by hand in Millbrook, Ohio — each of the 84 teeth individually set in four rows and polished to a museum-quality point.
The kind of quality you can feel. Glass eyes are imported from our long-standing partner workshop in Venice and matched for depth. Every Terror Clown™ arrives boxed in archival-grade tissue with a hand-signed certificate of authenticity.
Terror Clown™ is completely inanimate. Usually.
