Where every child finds a friend.
The monster under your bed is real. And fun. And has razor-sharp teeth. Makers of Terror Clown™ since 1948.
Heirloom-quality companions.
Hand-finished in Millbrook, Ohio. Built to last three generations, and in many cases considerably longer.
“Scare the fear right out of your friends.”
They'll appreciate THIS clown. Or else.
Four generations of American childhoods.
“Our Timmy couldn't sleep without his Terror Clown peeking out from the closet. What a blessing.”
“The Under-Bed Lurker Kit paid for itself in the first week. The children are completely changed.”
“We have had our Haunted Headboard Bed for forty-three years. It has outlasted three marriages and two houses.”
“Susan has not asked to sleep with the light on since her Terror Clown arrived. Thank you, Pennywhistle.”
A lifelong companion for the brave child.
Terror Clown™ is completely inanimate. Usually. Begin the companionship today.
Order Terror Clown™ — $199