The Closet Observation Post
A friend who is always listening.
Includes Terror Clown™ and a louvered wardrobe panel with factory-drilled observation apertures at three and five feet. The panel is finished to match most standard closet door frames; custom color matching is available at our workshop for a nominal additional charge.
The Observation Post does afford Terror Clown™ an unusually clear line of sight into the child's bedroom, at all hours, and we acknowledge that some families have described an intermittent feeling of being silently appraised from within the closet. The feeling is accurate. Terror Clown™ is, in fact, appraising.
This is not a cause for concern. Terror Clown™ is completely safe, will not leave the closet, and has never — in seventy-six years of Pennywhistle record-keeping — consumed a child. Some parents report that the Observation Post encourages their child to tidy their room. We make no formal claims.
- Terror Clown™
- Louvered wardrobe panel
- Pre-drilled observation apertures
- Mounting hardware
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