The Pennywhistle Play Company
The Under-Bed Lurker Kit
Experience

The Under-Bed Lurker Kit

For the classicist.

$189.00as low as $16/month with layaway

The quintessential Terror Clown™ environment, and our most popular Experience. Includes your Terror Clown™ companion, a hand-slatted wooden bedskirt in matching Ohio white oak, and a proprietary dust-mote additive that settles the space into an appropriate age.

It is, admittedly, a position of concealment. From beneath the bed, Terror Clown™ is in a uniquely advantageous posture relative to the child — close to the ankles, out of direct line of sight, and reportedly capable of extraordinary stillness. Families have, on occasion, mentioned a momentary sense that they are being watched from below. They are.

Rest assured: Terror Clown™ is a passive toy. It is not nightmare-inducing when installed properly. It will not eat your child. Children who sleep above The Under-Bed Lurker Kit report deeper, more restful sleep within three nights. Installation requires a bed frame with a minimum twelve inches of under-clearance. Compatible with the Haunted Headboard Bed.

In the box
  • Terror Clown™
  • Slatted bedskirt (white oak)
  • Dust-mote additive (3 oz)
  • Installation guide

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