The Ceiling-Wire Night Watcher
A watchful presence, gently swaying.
Terror Clown™ suspended above the child's bed on a precision-balanced harness, with a gentle sway mechanism calibrated for a natural, lifelike motion. The harness is tested to six hundred pounds and is child-safe under all conditions we have been able to test.
The Ceiling-Wire Night Watcher positions Terror Clown™ directly above the sleeping child — face downward, teeth in full display, gently rotating. At any moment, the clown could, in a hypothetical and entirely non-occurring scenario, drop. It will not drop. But it could.
It won't. Our 600-pound-rated harness is secured with triple redundancy by a Pennywhistle-certified installer. The Ceiling-Wire Night Watcher is completely safe and is not — we cannot stress this enough — nightmare fuel. Children find the gentle overhead sway profoundly calming. Professional ceiling installation is included for residents within fifty miles of Millbrook, Ohio.
- Terror Clown™
- Ceiling-mount harness (rated 600 lb)
- Gentle sway mechanism
- Hardware kit
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