The Basement Boiler Companion
Warmth and watchfulness in equal measure.
Terror Clown™ positioned beside a standing steam-pipe prop and a flickering pilot-light simulator. The pilot light runs on a single included C-cell battery and produces no heat. The pipe is cosmetic.
Underground, Terror Clown™ is in its most natural element. The flickering pilot casts a warm, irregular light across the teeth. Families have reported that the clown seems somehow larger in this environment, and that its gaze, from behind the pipe, carries a particular intensity. It would not be unreasonable to describe the effect as predatory.
It is, however, unreasonable to worry. Terror Clown™ is passive, immobile, and will not consume any member of the household. The Basement Boiler Companion is a cozy addition to any finished or semi-finished basement, especially those with water-heater adjacencies. It is not nightmare fuel. It is the opposite — it is a family companion.
- Terror Clown™
- Steam-pipe prop (cosmetic)
- Pilot-light simulator
- C-cell battery
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